I don’t like what we’ve become. Was never down to be one of those couples who give each other restrictions. You suppress me and it’s something I hold against you.

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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pizza-bagel:

clestroying:

sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to diss a brie

i cheddar the world and the seven cheese

everybodys looking for stilton

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lydiaamartin:

if i don’t check my bank balance then i can pretend that everything is okay

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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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oH my gOD

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He says I put glitter in his tummy
How cute is he 500% cute

40ozbaka:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

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departured:

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

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