cnnbreakingofficial: omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
Im not sad enough to be up this late
obliviann: ANNA KENDRICK LAMAR ODOM HAS ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS?!
kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
bloggerqueen: only real graphs have curves
hungarian: i wanna make love in this club….give birth in this club….raise my kids in this club..
gabilliamqueen: if i wear an outfit one day and no one important is there to see it did i really wear the outfit
vvorldwideweb: im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
trvbbish: its been january 28 for like 3 days now
rebelhooker: urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
yanderegal: *likes ur reply post because this conversation is fukin over*
Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
offendpoppunk: deadmau5 deadmau4 deadmau3 deadmau2 deadmau1 blastoff
horse-ebook: yaoilover95: ohshititsgreg: horse-ebook: 1990 was 23 years ago How I am so confused… how could this be..? since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
shavingryansprivates: i hate people who are too enthusiastic about those half smiles you give strangers as you pass them on the street like damn chill out julia roberts