May 2013
cnnbreakingofficial:
omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
March 2013
Im not sad enough to be up this late
obliviann:
ANNA KENDRICK LAMAR ODOM
HAS ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THIS?!
kanyewesticle:
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
bloggerqueen:
only real graphs have curves
hungarian:
i wanna make love in this club….give birth in this club….raise my kids in this club..
February 2013
gabilliamqueen:
if i wear an outfit one day and no one important is there to see it did i really wear the outfit
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
January 2013
trvbbish:
its been january 28 for like 3 days now
rebelhooker:
urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
yanderegal:
*likes ur reply post because this conversation is fukin over*
Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
offendpoppunk:
deadmau5 deadmau4 deadmau3 deadmau2 deadmau1 blastoff
horse-ebook:
yaoilover95:
ohshititsgreg:
horse-ebook:
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
shavingryansprivates:
i hate people who are too enthusiastic about those half smiles you give strangers as you pass them on the street like damn chill out julia roberts
